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Moschops capensis
based on 1 review
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
You know that feeling, when you find yourself reaching for a container of ice cream and then stop because you 'need to be smart about your diet'? Well, now you can make a smart decision with a fat-free, caffeine-free dessert, and reap the rewards of this rich, sweet blend, made with rooibos and honeybush from this creature's homeland. Moschops had a pretty thick skull, yet it was one of the dominant animals at the time. Sure, it went extinct eventually, but you won't go extinct from drinking this tea.
No caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
Customer Reviews (1)
ingredients & lore
blended with honeybush tea, rooibos tea, natural hazelnut flavor, natural caramel flavor & natural vanilla flavor
teas: rooibos caramel, honeybush vanilla & honeybush hazelnut
accented with cacao nibs
The first animal of the Permian series! My sister and I first discovered Moschops when we found a statue of one at a museum, and immediately fell in love. They are the prehistoric incarnation of those big dogs that just kind of stare at you and drool. Adorably ugly, and super cuddly in a giant synapsid kind of way... They're basically 16-foot-long lizard cows, and were the largest land animals of their time. They may have had headbutting rituals. I love them.
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