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Moschops capensis

Based on 1 review
created by Emma Jani Hall
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
You know that feeling, when you find yourself reaching for a container of ice cream and then stop because you 'need to be smart about your diet'? Well, now you can make a smart decision with a fat-free, caffeine-free dessert, and reap the rewards of this rich, sweet blend, made with rooibos and honeybush from this creature's homeland. Moschops had a pretty thick skull, yet it was one of the dominant animals at the time. Sure, it went extinct eventually, but you won't go extinct from drinking this tea.

No caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)

ingredients & lore

blended with honeybush tea, rooibos tea, natural hazelnut flavor, natural caramel flavor & natural vanilla flavor

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teas: honeybush hazelnut, rooibos caramel, honeybush vanilla

accented with cocoa nibs

The first animal of the Permian series! My sister and I first discovered Moschops when we found a statue of one at a museum, and immediately fell in love. They are the prehistoric incarnation of those big dogs that just kind of stare at you and drool. Adorably ugly, and super cuddly in a giant synapsid kind of way... They're basically 16-foot-long lizard cows, and were the largest land animals of their time. They may have had headbutting rituals. I love them.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Moschops capensis has hooked up with Gorgonops torvus.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Gorgonops torvus
3oz pouch

this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom

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5 stars
April 28, 2021
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