This tea is heavy. Ten thousand pounds, to be exact. Unashamedly thick with chocolate flavor, with coffee and just a tinge of orange, this tea is straight from the jungles of South America. Don't feel a need to go anywhere when you drink this blend; just sit back and move through life and embrace the overwhelming feeling of laziness.
The extinct giant ground sloth was one of the largest land mammals ever to exist, its size exceeded only by mammoths and Paraceratherium. It was the size of modern elephants, and like modern sloths, had massive claws and a long tongue. They were one of the only South American animal groups to migrate to and flourish in North America. Disastrous climate change? They just shrugged and said 'Eh. Don't really care.' Sloths are the best.
this blend is in a 'ship
Megatherium americanum has hooked up with Glyptodon clavipes.
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