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Megatherium americanum

Based on 2 reviews
created by Emma Hall
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
This tea is heavy. Ten thousand pounds, to be exact. Unashamedly thick with chocolate flavor, with coffee and just a tinge of orange, this tea is straight from the jungles of South America. Don't feel a need to go anywhere when you drink this blend; just sit back and move through life and embrace the overwhelming feeling of laziness.

High caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (2)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, toasted mate tea, dark chocolate chips, natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, orange, natural hazelnut flavor, marigold flowers & natural orange flavor

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teas: chocolate, orange & mocha nut mate

accented with chocolate chips & cocoa nibs

The extinct giant ground sloth was one of the largest land mammals ever to exist, its size exceeded only by mammoths and Paraceratherium. It was the size of modern elephants, and like modern sloths, had massive claws and a long tongue. They were one of the only South American animal groups to migrate to and flourish in North America. Disastrous climate change? They just shrugged and said 'Eh. Don't really care.' Sloths are the best.
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Megatherium americanum has hooked up with Glyptodon clavipes.
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3oz pouch

this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom

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