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Liopleurodon ferox

Based on 1 review
created by Emma Jani Hall
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
'It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie. A magical Liopleurodon. It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain... It has spoken. It has told us the waaaaay.' A little confusing, a little obnoxious, but well worth all that. (Until they take your kidney. And I wouldn't put it past this creature to do just that.) This is a silly blend, full of chocolate and candy apples and sweets and joy and...joyness. But Liopleurodons don't mess around. They're plesiosaurs with the attitude of mosasaurs.

Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural strawberry flavor, natural caramel flavor, natural apple flavor, strawberries & raspberry leaves

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teas: caramel, wild strawberry, sour apple

accented with sprinkles & chocolate chips

Liopleurodons were short-necked plesiosaurs, and the apex predators of Cretaceous European seas. They had powerful flippers which were used for rapid acceleration, and averaged twenty feet in length.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Liopleurodon ferox has hooked up with Polycotylus latipinnis.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Polycotylus latipinnis
3oz pouch

this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom

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5 stars
May 6, 2021
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