Euoplocephalus tutus

created by Emma Jani Hall
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
This species was covered head-to-toe in armor and weapons to protect itself from Gorgosaurus and similar predators. This tea, with its sturdy yet comforting mix of greens and sweets (and vitamin C to add defense to your body!) should help you curl up and feel safe and at home as well. This tea shows off the slower, more grounded nature of the ankylosaur. Thankfully, it's also less complicated than its name.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 190° for 2 minutes.
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ingredients & lore

blended with green tea, black tea, natural vanilla flavor, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate mint flavor, natural hazelnut flavor & peppermint leaves

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teas: vanilla green, cocomint green, hazelnut

accented with marigold flowers

Discovered in 1897 in Alberta, Euoplocephalus is one of the most well-known dinosaurs, but it is often miscalled Ankylosaurus, the name of its close cousin. They are best known for their thick armor, spikes and club tail, which could break bone with a single swing. The animal was thought to have had an excellent sense of smell, cursorial abilities and the ability to hear extremely low frequencies.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Euoplocephalus tutus has hooked up with Stegosaurus armatus.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Stegosaurus armatus
3oz pouch

this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom

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