Calm Your Tits
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Grown-upping is difficult. Simply focus on respiration and then ingest a relaxing slurp of Calm Your Tits. You will be immediately carried off to a South Pacific island with Frankie, the gender-neutral cabana manager, who will accommodate your every non-sexual requirement. Undo the calamity that's in your mammaries!
No caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ChariTEA: ASPCA
5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity
The mission of the ASPCA, as stated by our founder, Henry Bergh, is to provide effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.
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blended with rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, green rooibos, coconut, natural pineapple flavor, natural coconut flavor & pineapple pieces
teas: pina colada & green rooibos
accented with coconut
Enjoy this blend any way you like: steeped in hot water, poured over ice, or cold-brewed overnight in the fridge!
(Not to be confused with a certain boutique tea company's "Calm The F*ck Down".)
this blend is in a 'ship
Calm Your Tits has hooked up with Chill Out, Slut!.Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Chill Out, Slut!
3oz pouch
$12.60
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