Close Your Fucking Cock-Pocket

created by Cheeky Brew
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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"My relations are cognizant of the fact that attempting to engage my attention is a fruitless practice until I have consumed my forenoon chalice of liquid stimulant!" - actual customer quote (not really)


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 
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ChariTEA: ASPCA

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

The mission of the ASPCA, as stated by our founder, Henry Bergh, is to provide effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, cinnamon, natural cinnamon flavor, cinnamon spicy, orange, natural spicy cinnamon flavor & cloves


tea puddle tea puddle

teas: cinnamon & fiery cinnamon spice

Enjoy this blend any way you like: steeped in hot water, poured over ice, or cold-brewed overnight in the fridge! (Not to be confused with a certain boutique tea company's "Shut The F**K Up".)
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