Paranoid Pear

created by Cheeky Brew
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Sultry and refined, the manifold flavors of this brew will make you question what is real and what is delusion. #HalloweenTea


Low caffeine | Steep at 190° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 
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ChariTEA: ASPCA

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

The mission of the ASPCA, as stated by our founder, Henry Bergh, is to provide effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.

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ingredients & lore

blended with white tea, rooibos tea, apple pieces, natural pear flavor, cinnamon, natural cinnamon flavor & natural apple flavor


tea puddle tea puddle

teas: white pear & rooibos cinnamon apple

Enjoy this blend any way you like: steeped in hot water, poured over ice, or cold-brewed overnight in the fridge! (Not to be confused with a certain boutique tea company's limited Halloween batch "Paranormal Spiced Pear".)
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3oz pouch
$12.60

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