Penis Colossus

created by Cheeky Brew
sample tin
available March 24th
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
"If you enjoy partaking in tropical alcoholic beverages / And becoming entangled in precipitation ..." We cannot legally make assertions that this balmy concoction will enlarge your phallus. However, it IS unlikely to render it a lesser size. #RestingDickFace (Note: Does not contain penises.)

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
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5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

The mission of the ASPCA, as stated by our founder, Henry Bergh, is to provide effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, apple pieces, rose hips, orange, lemon grass, hibiscus, natural coconut flavor, coconut, natural pineapple flavor, pineapple pieces, rose petals, marigold flowers & natural orange flavor

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teas: coconut, pina colada & kona pineapple

accented with coconut & pineapple

Enjoy this blend any way you like: steeped in hot water, poured over ice, or cold-brewed overnight in the fridge! (Not to be confused with a certain boutique tea company's limited batch "PiƱa Colada".)
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this blend is in a 'ship

Penis Colossus has hooked up with Dominican Daybreak.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
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3oz pouch

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