Move Your Ass

created by Cheeky Brew

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Give your day a shot in the gluteus maximus with a jolt of polished stamina and centeredness! #GetYourAssInGear

High caffeine | Steep at 165° for 4 mins

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ChariTEA: ASPCA

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

The mission of the ASPCA, as stated by our founder, Henry Bergh, is to provide effective means for the prevention of cruelty to animals throughout the United States.

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ingredients & lore

blended with honeybush tea, cinnamon, black tea, ginger varietal, cardamom, cinnamon ground, cocoa nibs, orange, yerba mate, natural spicy cinnamon flavor, safflower, natural pumpkin spice flavor & cloves

teas: fiery cinnamon spice, honeybush pumpkin chai & yerba mate

Enjoy this blend any way you like: steeped in hot water, poured over ice, or cold-brewed overnight in the fridge! (Not to be confused with a certain boutique tea company's "Energize" or "Yerba Energy".)

this blend is in a 'ship

Move Your Ass has hooked up with Colon Blow.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

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