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Breakfast at Swanson's

Based on 9 reviews
created by Christa Y
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Do you march to the beat of a different tea-drummer, and did you build the tea-drum yourself? Does English Breakfast seem too 'European?' Well then, don't have Breakfast at Tiffany's -- instead, have breakfast with Ron Swanson, a blend of strapping Irish Breakfast, secretly-sweet chestnut, and a powerful dash of smokey-woodsy lapsang souchong. Not for the faint of heart, much like Ron Swanson himself. (P.S. While neat, this tea will obviously never compare with Lagavulin, neat. I regret nothing. The end.)


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (9)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, natural chestnut flavor & lapsang souchong


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teas: lapsang souchong, irish breakfast & chestnut

accented with cardamom seeds, cinnamon chips & ginger root


Parks and Recreation features a cast of heartwarmingly silly characters, all involved in the parks department of a fictional smallish town called Pawnee, Indiana. Headlined by Leslie Knope, everyone's favorite politically-creative heroine, after a slow start the show gradually became a fan favorite, with many a cult reference to be found amongst its largely-satirical episodes. Said references -- or 'phraseology' -- are the inspiration behind this particular fandom. My friends, family, and I have thoroughly enjoyed binge-watching this show for several years; no matter what changes, wrap-ups, or 8-bit style graphics may come, no one can take away our phraseology-love. Knope out!
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this tea is part of the PARKS AND RECREATION PHRASEOLOGY fandom

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