Breakfast at Swanson's

based on 11 reviews

created by Christa Y

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Do you march to the beat of a different tea-drummer, and did you build the tea-drum yourself? Does English Breakfast seem too 'European?' Well then, don't have Breakfast at Tiffany's -- instead, have breakfast with Ron Swanson, a blend of strapping Irish Breakfast, secretly-sweet chestnut, and a powerful dash of smokey-woodsy lapsang souchong. Not for the faint of heart, much like Ron Swanson himself. (P.S. While neat, this tea will obviously never compare with Lagavulin, neat. I regret nothing. The end.)

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, natural chestnut flavor & lapsang souchong

teas: lapsang souchong, irish breakfast & chestnut

accented with cardamom, cinnamon chips & ginger root

Parks and Recreation features a cast of heartwarmingly silly characters, all involved in the parks department of a fictional smallish town called Pawnee, Indiana. Headlined by Leslie Knope, everyone's favorite politically-creative heroine, after a slow start the show gradually became a fan favorite, with many a cult reference to be found amongst its largely-satirical episodes. Said references -- or 'phraseology' -- are the inspiration behind this particular fandom. My friends, family, and I have thoroughly enjoyed binge-watching this show for several years; no matter what changes, wrap-ups, or 8-bit style graphics may come, no one can take away our phraseology-love. Knope out!

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