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All the President's Rubies

Based on 2 reviews
created by Christa Y
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Bert Macklin, FBI. He was the best [darn] agent they had until he was framed for a crime he didn't commit: stealing the president's ... rubies. Now he works alone. This deep-cuts fandom blend is meant to be iced ... until it's as cool as the heart of Janet Snakehole, of course. With hibiscus, wild strawberry, and a small splash of blackberry, All the President's Rubies is ruby-colored, ruby-tasting, and ruby-refreshing.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (2)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, hibiscus, rose hips, apple pieces, natural hibiscus flavor, natural strawberry flavor, natural blackberry flavor, strawberries & raspberry leaves

tea puddle tea puddle tea puddle

teas: blackberry, hibiscus & wild strawberry

accented with hibiscus flower, rose hips & rose petals

Parks and Recreation features a cast of heartwarmingly silly characters, all involved in the parks department of a fictional smallish town called Pawnee, Indiana. Headlined by Leslie Knope, everyone's favorite politically-creative heroine, after a slow start the show gradually became a fan favorite, with many a cult reference to be found amongst its largely-satirical episodes. Said references -- or 'phraseology' -- are the inspiration behind this particular fandom. My friends, family, and I have thoroughly enjoyed binge-watching this show for several years; no matter what changes, wrap-ups, or 8-bit style graphics may come, no one can take away our phraseology-love. Knope out!
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this blend is in a 'ship

All the President's Rubies has hooked up with Macklin & Snakehole.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Macklin & Snakehole
3oz pouch

this tea is part of the PARKS AND RECREATION PHRASEOLOGY fandom

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