Leslie Knope (of seasons past) always seems to be brimming with long and metaphorical compliments for her best friend, Ann Perkins, including the immortal, 'Ann, you poetic, noble land mermaid!' (Incidentally, 'You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox,' was the lengthy runner-up for the name of this blend.) Compliment the noble land mermaids, mermen, mercats, merdogs, and pretty much meranyone in *your* life with this blend of white tropics, vanilla green, and an oh-so-tiny dash of ginger, accented with pineapple pieces and a little shake of cinnamon.
Moderate caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.