Noble Land Mermaid

based on 10 reviews

created by Christa Y

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

middle of September

Leslie Knope (of seasons past) always seems to be brimming with long and metaphorical compliments for her best friend, Ann Perkins, including the immortal, 'Ann, you poetic, noble land mermaid!' (Incidentally, 'You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox,' was the lengthy runner-up for the name of this blend.) Compliment the noble land mermaids, mermen, mercats, merdogs, and pretty much meranyone in *your* life with this blend of white tropics, vanilla green, and a dash of white chai, accented with pineapple pieces and an extra shake of ginger.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 185° for 2 mins

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ingredients & lore

blended with white tea, green tea, ginger, lemon grass, cinnamon, rose petals, natural pineapple flavor, natural coconut flavor, pineapple pieces, natural vanilla flavor, coconut, cloves, cardamom, natural spice flavor, apple pieces, red peppercorn & natural cinnamon flavor

teas: white chai, white tropics & vanilla green

accented with ginger root, pineapple & pineapple

Parks and Recreation features a cast of heartwarmingly silly characters, all involved in the parks department of a fictional smallish town called Pawnee, Indiana. Headlined by Leslie Knope, everyone's favorite politically-creative heroine, after a slow start the show gradually became a fan favorite, with many a cult reference to be found amongst its largely-satirical episodes. Said references -- or 'phraseology' -- are the inspiration behind this particular fandom. My friends, family, and I have thoroughly enjoyed binge-watching this show for several years; no matter what changes, wrap-ups, or 8-bit style graphics may come, no one can take away our phraseology-love. Knope out!

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