'Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword.'
1960's homemaker by day and lovebot by night, Lenore was the pride and joy of Mr. Universe -- a man who many thought already had everything. All alone in his microcosm of technology, Mr. Universe was isolated from humanity; he designed a mate who would later allow him to be as close to compassionate as he possibly could. We envision Lenore being skilled in many of the 1960 homemaker arts including folding laundry, drinking midday and making pie - lemon meringue pie.* Of course, women of that age needed to fit into their adorable dresses, so we dedicate this dessert tea to all those in need of a sweet pick-me-up with far less calories to worry about! Enjoy this tea hot, cold or room temperature. Best part, you can add some whipped cream just for fun!
*This asterisks stands for sarcastic humor. Lack of tone of voice makes sarcasm harder to discern.
This tea contains no caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.