'I wasn't born a shepherd, Mal.' The preacher with the mysterious past always had a parable of wisdom to share with his crewmates on Serenity, whether they wanted to hear it or not. Often found with his nose in his bible, he frequently expounded on the importance of belief and faith. That being said, he was also fairly versed in criminal activities, hand-to-hand combat and firearms. Then there was his Alliance All-Access Identcard. Much like Book, this tea is sweet, refreshing and complex. The vanilla and almond oolong are soothing, as though you're meditating, but the gunpowder green tea adds a little punch of spice to the mix. And, I've heard this tea will protect you from the special hell. Unless you talk at the theatre. Nothing can help you there.