'Hero of Canton won't be drinking that xiongmao niao. He drinks the best whiskey in the house!' Well, unfortunately, you're not the Hero of Canton...so our version of mudder's milk will have to suffice. With lots of rum, a whole lot of spice and a hint of cream, this isn't exactly your grandma's best turkey dinner plus 15 percent alcohol, but it sure does taste better than liquid bread. I don't know if this tea can keep you from starving, but you definitely won't go thirsty!