Weighted companion cube
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.' Your most beloved cube of metal now in tea form! We fished him out of the incinerator just for you. Don't worry. He forgives you.
Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with rooibos tea, black tea, apple pieces, cinnamon, natural cinnamon flavor, natural apple flavor, gunpowder, orange, natural bergamot flavor & blue cornflowers
teas: earl grey bravo, gunpowder & rooibos cinnamon apple
Inspired by the game Portal and created for entertainment purposes only.
this blend is in a 'ship
Weighted companion cube has hooked up with Test Subject: Chell.Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Test Subject: Chell
3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the Portal fandom
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