Weighted companion cube

created by Sam G

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

'The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.' Your most beloved cube of metal now in tea form! We fished him out of the incinerator just for you. Don't worry. He forgives you.

Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with rooibos tea, black tea, apple pieces, cinnamon, natural cinnamon flavor, natural apple flavor, gunpowder, orange, natural bergamot flavor & blue cornflowers

teas: earl grey bravo, gunpowder & rooibos cinnamon apple

Inspired by the game Portal and created for entertainment purposes only.

this tea is part of the Portal fandom

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