Test Subject: Chell

created by Sam G

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

'Oh, it's you.' Silent and brave, Chell stubbornly completes every test set in front of her...plus deals with two rogue AI's. All for a piece of cake. This blend is sweet and strong with some orange for her signature jumpsuit.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, orange, ceylon sonata, natural spice flavor, cinnamon, natural orange flavor, ginger varietal, cloves & cardamom

teas: ceylon sonata, orange & oriental spice

accented with rose hips

Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.

this blend is in a 'ship

Test Subject: Chell has hooked up with Weighted companion cube.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Weighted companion cube

3oz pouch

$12.60

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