Test Subject: Chell
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
'Oh, it's you.' Silent and brave, Chell stubbornly completes every test set in front of her...plus deals with two rogue AI's. All for a piece of cake. This blend is sweet and strong with some orange for her signature jumpsuit.
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, orange, ceylon sonata, natural spice flavor, cinnamon, natural orange flavor, ginger, cloves & cardamom
teas: ceylon sonata, orange & oriental spice
accented with rose hips
Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
this blend is in a 'ship
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3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the Portal fandom
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