Wheatley

created by Sam G

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

'Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.' Wheatley, the personality core with...a LOT of personality. Adorable and sweet until he became WheatDOS and tried to kill Chell too. And he put GLaDOS in a potato. An imitation of her, he's nutty and spicy but still a tad bit sweet. Mostly.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, rooibos tea, cinnamon, ginger, orange, cloves, cardamom, natural cinnamon flavor, natural hazelnut flavor & natural vanilla flavor

teas: cinnamon, hazelnut & rooibos vanilla chai

Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.

this tea is part of the Portal fandom

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