Wheatley
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
'Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.' Wheatley, the personality core with...a LOT of personality. Adorable and sweet until he became WheatDOS and tried to kill Chell too. And he put GLaDOS in a potato. An imitation of her, he's nutty and spicy but still a tad bit sweet. Mostly.
Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, rooibos tea, cinnamon, ginger, orange, cloves, cardamom, natural cinnamon flavor, natural hazelnut flavor & natural vanilla flavor
teas: cinnamon, hazelnut & rooibos vanilla chai
Inspired by the game Portal and for entertainment purposes only.
this tea is part of the Portal fandom
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