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The Cake is a Lie
based on 2 reviews
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Or is it? After a long day of jumping through portals and running tests for a cranky AI, sometimes you want a reward. And if you happen to taste a bit of smoke....well, just ignore that. It's only neurotoxin.
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
Customer Reviews (2)
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, natural creme flavor, orange, blue cornflowers, lapsang souchong, natural vanilla flavor & natural bergamot flavor
teas: lapsang souchong, earl grey moonlight & cream
Inspired by the game Portal and purely for entertainment purposes only.
this tea is part of the Portal fandom
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