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Something Rotten in Darthmark

Based on 13 reviews
created by Christa Y
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Alas, poor Yorick/Yoda! Combine your disbelieving Star Wars vs. Hamlet histrionics with this blend of chocolate chip's dark side, the tart raspberry patch flavors of Naboo, and the united Danish front of cream ceylon.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (13)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural chocolate flavor, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs, natural raspberry flavor, raspberries & natural creme flavor

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teas: cream, chocolate chip & raspberry patch

accented with raspberry, chocolate chips & cocoa nibs

Centuries ago, in Hamlet's Denmark -- as in a galaxy far, far away -- a prince was visited by his father's ghost, who demanded the son seek revenge for his father's death. After this rather spooky encounter, however, it took the prince a long, mad, melancholy time to do anything about this news, almost as if he had to go through intensive training to figure out whether or not he could truly defeat his enemy. This blend was created for Star Wars and Hamlet fans alike, because, well, why not? Tea and crumpets, fantasy science fiction and Shakespearean drama, chocolate and raspberries ... some things just go weirdly together. (Artistic props to kevinbolk from deviantART for drawing the base of Darth and Luke's comic interpretation used on the label here.)
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