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Parks, Not People

Based on 1 review
created by Alyssa Moody
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
There's something to be said for serenity and tranquillity. My friend Kelly knows this truth. She'd pick hiking the Shenandoah Mountains over dealing with humans any day of the week and twice on Sunday. This gal doesn't need Veritaserum to see through someones crap - she employs innate bullsh-- detection science. Like this fruity tea, she'll be there to help you appreciate the wonders of nature... and to back you up when you need to take somebody down.

No caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)


blended with green rooibos tea, rooibos tea, natural vanilla flavor, marigold flowers, lemongrass, orange, apricots, mango pieces, natural orange flavor & natural lemon flavor

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teas: lemongrass, rooibos vanilla & green rooibos citron

accented with apple pieces, mango & orange peels

this tea is part of the Society of Obstinate Women fandom

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