Look, there are lots of ways to show someone you care. If you're like my friend Marileigh, hugging is not one of them. Help with manual labour, logic your enemies to death, sure. But hands OFF. Being as adorable as a "real" panda does not equal being cuddly. The warm flavours here evoke her undying support, and the zest and spice exude the sarcasm and withering glare awaiting any who dare ignore the warning signs that they've crossed a boundary. And for the record, "giant pandas are stupid."