Has Aunt Flo come to visit? Have you fallen to the communists? Are you closed for maintenance?
Then it's time to call in the Red Tide Defence Force. This fruity mix may seem weak against the enemy, but raspberry and raspberry leaves help alleviate cramps. Plus it tastes good. And, hot tea to the crotch will shut down any jackass who snidely asks you if you're on your rag because you're not all sugar and gum drops 24/7.
This tea contains no caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.