Paranoia
by marla barnes
Paranoia
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Paranoia
by marla barnes
Keep yourself awake and vigilant as you never can be sure who is plotting against you. This blend of Irish breakfast with rich caramel and chestnut will have you on high alert as it's fully caffeinated. It can help you focus as you research the web for evidence that confirms your conspiracy theories as well. Lack of evidence is proof that the conspiracy is working, so you probably won't find any.
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, natural chestnut flavor & natural caramel flavor
teas: irish breakfast, caramel & chestnut
accented with orange peel
Psychobabble is psychology jargon that have been misappropriated by pop culture. Inspiration for this mixture came from another tea I have enjoyed and wanted to replicate. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they AREN"T out to get you.
this blend is in a 'ship
Paranoia has hooked up with Narcissist.Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Narcissist
3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the Psychobabble fandom
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