Narcissist

created by marla barnes

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Narcissist

by marla barnes

Narcissist

by marla barnes

You can't walk by a mirror without checking yourself out. You feel you deserve the very best. You abhor waiting for anything. This is a tea you sip indulgently as you relax and have underlings do the menial jobs while you focus on the more important things in life, namely yourself and if you are being appropriately praised and pampered. This blend has caramel mingling with coconut and wild strawberry.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

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blended with black tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural strawberry flavor, natural coconut flavor, natural almond flavor, coconut, strawberries & raspberry leaves

teas: almond, coconut & wild strawberry

accented with coconut, raspberry & strawberry

Psychobabble blends are named for psychology terms that have been misappropriated by pop culture. Inspiration for this cocktail comes from wanting something unique and flavorful to drink while relaxing. Because we all deserve something special. This could be enjoyed hot but maybe better as an iced tea.

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