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Smooth as Eggs

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created by MrsPremise
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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You won’t believe it when you taste it. This blend combines silky sweet caramel, sleek vanilla honeybush, and the robust yet creamy almond oolong. Iron a grill cheese to perfection and pour yourself a cup of this tea. Smooth as eggs. That’s how you do it. This tea blend is edible as f**k!


Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)

ingredients & lore

blended with oolong tea, black tea, honeybush tea, natural almond flavor, natural caramel flavor & natural vanilla flavor


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teas: caramel, almond oolong & honeybush vanilla

accented with cinnamon chips


Inspired by my favorite video game comedy group, Mega64. This tea is meant only as a fun homage.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Smooth as Eggs has hooked up with Candy Lasagna.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Candy Lasagna
3oz pouch
$12.60

this tea is part of the DA 64 BOYZ fandom

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Love Smooth as Eggs? This is just one of 15 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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