Finger Wizard Master Class. sample blend

Kiddie Glaucoma.

created by Jill Knutson

sample tin

fall of 2025

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"Oh, come on guys, I don't want to encourage any drug u--okay." -Pickles the Drummer.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, ginger, natural ginger flavor, cinnamon & natural cinnamon flavor

teas: irish breakfast, cinnamon & ginger

accented with safflower petals

I am not affiliated with this franchise in any way.

this blend is in a 'ship

Kiddie Glaucoma. has hooked up with Blood Ocean. .
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