Planet Piss.

created by Jill Knutson
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
"I just want to talk about the future of Planet Piss." -William Murderface.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, raspberry leaves, natural currant flavor, gunpowder & assam melody

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teas: assam melody, currant & gunpowder

accented with aniseed

I am not affiliated with this franchise in any way.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Planet Piss. has hooked up with My Bread and Butter. .
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
My Bread and Butter.
3oz pouch

this tea is part of the METALOCALYPSE fandom

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