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The Helmsman

based on 2 reviews
created by Stacy Henning
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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There's no one in the Alliance quite like Jeff 'Joker' Moreau and he'll be the first to let you know that he's the best damn helmsman in the fleet. Wielding a dark dry sense of humor and razor sharp wit he often uses them to deflect anything emotional especially when it comes to the subject of his Vrolik Syndrome. For his tea I picked Mambo for his loyalty to Shepard, Blood Orange for his sharp sense of humor, and Chocolate Chip for that underlying sweetness...just a colony kid that dreamed of flying.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with yunnan jig tea, black tea, wuyi ensemble tea, orange, rose hips, hibiscus, natural chocolate flavor, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs & natural orange flavor


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teas: mambo, chocolate chip & blood orange

accented with cloves

Inspired by the Mass Effect series by BioWare and because I love Joker to little itsy bitsy pixel pieces. Thanks to Geri C for the help with adjustments!
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