Sasquatch Ass
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
The perfect cup of tea. Scary at first, but smooth and silky when you get up close. Add a dollop of honey and a splash of cream for a sweet finish.
No caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with chamomile flowers, rooibos tea, honeybush tea, peppermint leaves, natural vanilla flavor & white peony
teas: white peony, foxtrot & honeybush vanilla
Foxtrot is an office favorite. Our co-worker had just happened to buy a half pound of honeybush on the strength of its 4.5 star rating. Lucky for us he thought it tasted like 'Bigfoot's dick,' and donated the remainder to us. We added a dash of White Peony to offset the chamomille without harshing our mellow. The rest is tea blending history. It would be called Bigfoot's Dick but the fascists running this website have vetoed that name repeatedly. Enjoy.
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