Disappointing Ending

Based on 5 reviews

created by Jessica S.

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

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The end of the universe, color-coded for your convenience! If you are unsatisfied with your tea, don't worry -- we'll release a patch for it in three months.

High caffeine | Steep at 205° for 3 minutes.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, green tea, cinnamon, ginger, orange, cloves, cardamom, natural strawberry flavor, strawberries, raspberry leaves, natural spice flavor, natural blueberry flavor & blueberries

teas: strawberry, blueberry, green chai

accented with apple pieces, hibiscus flower & ginger spice

Inspired by the Mass Effect games from Bioware. Art image copyright Bioware. This blend was created for my own amusement.

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