Cal Gabriel’s Cremated Shit
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
This is a signature blend created by Calvin Gabriel.
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 2 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, apple pieces, cocoa nibs, rose hips, orange, butterscotch flavor, gunpowder, natural bergamot flavor, blue cornflowers & marigold flowers
teas: earl grey bravo, butterscotch & gunpowder
accented with cacao nibs
Ever wondered what Cal’s ashes might have tasted like? Well here’s his cremated shit! This tea will make you wish you were there to witness his MIND-BLOWING (pun intended) death! Buy this tea if you want to make Evie proud. We love you Evie, please come back.
this blend is in a 'ship
Cal Gabriel’s Cremated Shit has hooked up with Andre Kriegman.Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Andre Kriegman
3oz pouch
$12.60
this tea is part of the Zero day fandom
Love Cal Gabriel’s Cremated Shit? This is just one of 4 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
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