Monk Fecal Tea

Nestled in the Himalayan foothills of Nepal, a sect of Buddhist monks have been producing a unique, exotic blend that has been pleasantly surprising tea enthusiasts around the globe for decades. It is now the honor of Jabroni_Mike and Fredrik Knudsen to bring to you, the world-famous Monk Fecal Tea. The monks of the Loghadung Monastery have dedicated their lives to 2 things: the Dharma, and horticulture. They grow their own food and completely reject modern medicine. As a result, their bodies remain entirely free of any hormones, microplastics, or other impurities. Once a month, the tea leaves are harvested, and then consumed by the monks. Their immaculately healthy diets of pesticide-free fruit and vegetables has a profound effect on the digestive system and these antioxidant properties are imbued into the tea leaves as they pass through the intestines and colon. Later, the partially-digested leaves are carefully removed from the stool by hand, rinsed, and then sun-dried out in the cool, pristine Himalayan air. After making a very few, all-natural proprietary additions to the blend, the tea is ready to be bagged, shipped and enjoyed by you. The process imparts a dark, earthy flavor unto the tea that has often been described as similar to pu-erh, but with a delightfully pungent kick. Many have also espoused the nourishing and healing nature of the tea as a homeopathic treatment for many ailments including various cancers, though these claims have never been evaluated by any government administrative bodies. Jabroni_Mike and Fredrik Knudsen are enthused to bring this unparalleled experience directly to your home. They even went and hand-selected some tea leaves themselves, for the latest batch. Celebrate tradition, taste, and Mike's greatest gaslight of all time, with the one and only Monk Shit Tea.

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