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Rick Steeps

Based on 2 reviews
created by Mactoons
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Would you like to... have some tea? This spooky dark blend of bitter chocolates, black liquorish-like anise, fermented pu-erh and smoky chai spices are fresh from the Bottom of the Barrel, but that beach-ready watermelon is sweet enough to put that smile right back on your face! No matter how hollow it is! Just drink, enjoy, forget your past (or at least, try to) and stare at the friendly man on the box who meets your gaze no matter what angle you look at him from! Like the Mona Lisa!

Low caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (2)

ingredients & lore

blended with apple pieces, pu-erh tea, rose hips, hibiscus, raspberry leaves, ginger, natural watermelon flavor, cranberries, cinnamon, cardamom, rose petals, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, cloves, dark chocolate chips & natural spicy cinnamon flavor

tea puddle tea puddle

teas: chocolate chai pu-erh & watermelon cooler

accented with chocolate chips, cocoa nibs & aniseed

By drinking this tea you have legally agreed to be Rick Shade's friend. This contract is nonvoidable. Terms and conditions apply.

this tea is part of the Epithet Tea-rased: Prison of Plastic fandom

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