Hello, Imbeciles.

created by Emily Strong
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Shawn... is an acquired taste. Hes straight from the bowels of the Bad Place: smoky, spicy, with a sharp bite. But hes also fundamentally good, and everything he did, he did with good intentions. He will never be effusive, but he will always work towards the greater good.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
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ChariTEA: Planned Parenthood

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Today, Planned Parenthood is a trusted health care provider, an informed educator, a passionate advocate, and a global partner helping similar organizations around the world. Planned Parenthood delivers vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of women, men, and young people worldwide.

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blended with black tea, cinnamon, ginger, cocoa nibs, lapsang souchong, natural chocolate flavor & natural cinnamon flavor

tea puddle tea puddle

teas: lapsang souchong & chocolate chai

accented with ginger root, pink peppercorn & pink peppercorn

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