Everyone's a hero in their own way. Captain Hammer taught us that you, too, can be a hero in yer own not-that-heroic way. That be until he finally found out what pain feels like. Before that, though, thar All-American Captain Hammer inspired many a-groupie to chant his name. Really, he was an American treasure, much like Apple Pie a la Mode! This tea flexes tis' delicious muscles wit' a big punch 'o rooibos cinnamon apple, followed by a sweet hit 'o rooibos vanilla 'n then complimented wit' just enough caramel to really help ye bash in those heads, minds 'n slums. 'N feel free to add a wee somethin' extra to this tea, if you'd like, 'cause a hero doesn't care if you're a bunch 'o scary alcoholic bums! Just kidding!