Authentic Equus Asinus Urine

created by M W
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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From right next to the lake pictured in the photo, mules have been urinating for years. We collect the grass and dirt and flower petals to make this absolutely delightful tea for you to enjoy.


High caffeine | Steep at 190° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 
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ingredients

blended with green tea, oolong tea & natural vanilla flavor


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teas: vanilla oolong, vanilla green & yerba mate

accented with cinnamon spice


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