Noob Saibot

created by Mister Mortimer
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A dark blend intended for the netherrealm creation, noob saibot. Black tea for darkness and fear, Pu-erh for rebirth and rot, Chestnut for irony and honesty, Almond for death, Marigold for cruelty and the afterlife, Cardamom for cockiness and confidence, and Ginger for power and energy.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with black tea, natural almond flavor, pu-erh dante & natural chestnut flavor

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teas: pu-erh dante, chestnut & almond

accented with cardamom, marigold flowers & ginger spice

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this tea is part of the Mortal Kombat fandom

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