Commander Hotpants

created by Red Rarebit
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
please allow a few days
for blends to be processed
That awkward moment when your shipmates simultaneously have an authority kink, and a total disregard for rank. Art by the wonderful WaldosAkimbo!

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with black tea, pu-erh tea, ginger, natural ginger flavor, natural spice flavor, cinnamon, orange, natural chestnut flavor, aniseed & safflower

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teas: pu-erh spice, ginger, chestnut

accented with apple pieces, cinnamon spice & red peppercorn

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3oz pouch

this tea is part of the 99th Blends fandom

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Love Commander Hotpants? This is just one of 23 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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