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liopleurodon ferox

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created by: Emily Hall
'It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie. A magical Liopleurodon. It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain... It has spoken. It has told us the waaaaay.' A little confusing, a little obnoxious, but well worth all that. (Until they take your kidney. And I wouldn't put it past this creature to do just that.) This is a silly blend, full of chocolate and candy apples and sweets and joy and...joyness. But Liopleurodons don't mess around. They're plesiosaurs with the attitude of mosasaurs.
 

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blended with black tea, rose hips, hibiscus flowers, apple pieces, natural strawberry flavor, natural caramel flavor, natural apple flavor, strawberries, raspberry leaves

teas: caramel, wild strawberry, sour apple

accented with sprinkles and chocolate chips

Liopleurodons were short-necked plesiosaurs, and the apex predators of Cretaceous European seas. They had powerful flippers which were used for rapid acceleration, and averaged twenty feet in length.
steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a low level of caffeine
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this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom

Love Liopleurodon ferox? This is just one of 34 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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