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created by: Johannes Emily Hall
'It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie. A magical Liopleurodon. It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain... It has spoken. It has told us the waaaaay.' A little confusing, a little obnoxious, but well worth all that. (Until they take your kidney. And I wouldn't put it past this creature to do just that.) This is a silly blend, full of chocolate and candy apples and sweets and joy and...joyness. But Liopleurodons don't mess around. They're plesiosaurs with the attitude of mosasaurs.
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ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural strawberry flavor, natural apple flavor, natural caramel flavor, strawberries, raspberry leaves
teas: caramel, wild strawberry, sour apple
accented with sprinkles and chocolate chips
Liopleurodons were short-necked plesiosaurs, and the apex predators of Cretaceous European seas. They had powerful flippers which were used for rapid acceleration, and averaged twenty feet in length.
steep at 212° for 4 mins
This tea contains a low level of caffeine
this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom
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