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Smilodon populator

Based on 4 reviews
created by Emma Jani Hall
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$5
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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When thar decadence of this dessert-like sugary tea hits yer taste buds, you'll feel as ferocious fer yonder next sip as ye beloved Ceneozic predator, te' saber-toothed tiger. Imagine you're sinkin' yer giant fangs into a hunk of soft chocolately caramel. It's as rich 'n heavy as thar build of yonder cat, 'n when it gets you, it'll be hard to escape tis' grasp. It'll make ye smile-odon. (When will ye puns stop?!)


This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.

Customer Reviews (4)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, natural caramel flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, cocoa nibs, natural vanilla flavor & natural chocolate flavor

teas: tiger eye, caramel, hazelnut

accented with cocoa nibs

Despite tis' name, thar saber-toothed tiger was not closely related to tigers or any modern felids. It was yonder heaviest naturally-occurrin' felid ever (only because ye liger might outweigh it), weighin' in at up to 880 lbs. It was an apex predator that hunted mastodons, ground sloths, bison, 'n other large mammals; tis' only competition was likely te' American Lion 'n thar dire wolf. Its famous fangs were up to nearly a foot long 'n tis' gape was 120 degrees, almost twice that of yonder modern lion--however, tis' bite strength was only 'bout one third that of ye modern lion.
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this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom

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