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Smilodon populator

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created by: Johannes Emily Hall
When the decadence of this dessert-like sugary tea hits your taste buds, you'll feel as ferocious for the next sip as the beloved Ceneozic predator, the saber-toothed tiger. Imagine you're sinking your giant fangs into a hunk of soft chocolately caramel. It's as rich and heavy as the build of the cat, and when it gets you, it'll be hard to escape its grasp. It'll make you smile-odon. (When will the puns stop?!)

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blended with black tea, natural caramel flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural vanilla flavor

teas: tiger eye, caramel, hazelnut

accented with cocoa nibs

Despite its name, the saber-toothed tiger was not closely related to tigers or any modern felids. It was the heaviest naturally-occurring felid ever (only because the liger might outweigh it), weighing in at up to 880 lbs. It was an apex predator that hunted mastodons, ground sloths, bison, and other large mammals; its only competition was likely the American Lion and the dire wolf. Its famous fangs were up to nearly a foot long and its gape was 120 degrees, almost twice that of the modern lion--however, its bite strength was only about one third that of the modern lion.
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

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