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created by: Emma Jani Hall
This tea is heavy. Ten thousand pounds, to be exact. Unashamedly thick with chocolate flavor, with coffee and just a tinge of orange, this tea is straight from the jungles of South America. Don't feel a need to go anywhere when you drink this blend; just sit back and move through life and embrace the overwhelming feeling of laziness.
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ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, toasted mate tea, dark chocolate chips (contains soy lecithin), natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, orange peels, natural hazelnut flavor, marigold flowers, natural orange flavor
teas: chocolate, mocha nut mate, orange
accented with cocoa nibs and chocolate chips
The extinct giant ground sloth was one of the largest land mammals ever to exist, its size exceeded only by mammoths and Paraceratherium. It was the size of modern elephants, and like modern sloths, had massive claws and a long tongue. They were one of the only South American animal groups to migrate to and flourish in North America. Disastrous climate change? They just shrugged and said 'Eh. Don't really care.' Sloths are the best.
steep at 185° for 3 mins
This tea contains a high level of caffeine
this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom
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