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Megatherium americanum

created by Emma Jani Hall
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makes 5 cups
$5
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
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5oz tin
38¢ per cup
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This tea is heavy. Ten thousand pounds, to be exact. Unashamedly thick with chocolate flavor, with coffee and just a tinge of orange, this tea is straight from the jungles of South America. Don't feel a need to go anywhere when you drink this blend; just sit back and move through life and embrace the overwhelming feeling of laziness.


This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 185° for 3 minutes.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, toasted mate tea, dark chocolate chips (contains soy lecithin), natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, orange peels, natural hazelnut flavor, marigold flowers, natural orange flavor

teas: chocolate, mocha nut mate, orange

accented with cocoa nibs and chocolate chips

The extinct giant ground sloth was one of the largest land mammals ever to exist, its size exceeded only by mammoths and Paraceratherium. It was the size of modern elephants, and like modern sloths, had massive claws and a long tongue. They were one of the only South American animal groups to migrate to and flourish in North America. Disastrous climate change? They just shrugged and said 'Eh. Don't really care.' Sloths are the best.
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this blend is in a 'ship

Megatherium americanum has hooked up with Glyptodon clavipes.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Glyptodon clavipes
3oz pouch
$10.80

this tea is part of the Paleo Brews fandom

Love Megatherium americanum? This is just one of 33 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
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