The Parasites

created by Ren N.

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Remember that time we went to Canobie Lake Park and had the time of our lives? Or the time we ventured across the Serengeti, looking for animals, and then we stumbled upon baby cheetahs? How great was that!! Wait... what are you doing with that gun? We have tons of bad memories! Remember when we went camping and made s'mores, but we had forgotten the graham crackers, so we used cookies instead?! Wasn't that such a downer?! No, please! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins

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ingredients

blended with black tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural blueberry flavor, natural raspberry flavor, raspberries, raspberry leaves, blueberries, natural forest berries flavor & strawberries

teas: forest berries, raspberry & berry blues

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