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pelvic sorcery

Based on 79 reviews
created by Cara McGee
sample tin
available March 24th
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Fun, energetic, and almost childlike. A strong, cloyingly sweet drink to make you kick ass while feeling young at heart.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (79)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, natural creme flavor, natural almond flavor, natural caramel flavor, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor & natural vanilla flavor

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teas: almond, cream & tiger eye

accented with cinnamon chips, chocolate chips & sprinkles

inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy
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this blend is in a 'ship

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3oz pouch

this tea is part of the Hero Recovery fandom

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