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Happiness In Slavery
based on 1 review
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
"Happiness. It controls you." Cherry, citrus, ceylon, and toasted mate are combined to wake you up, sprinkles are included to remind you to smile. A breakfast blend to enjoy on your way to your soul-crushing job. "Don't open your eyes, take it from me."
High caffeine | Steep at 195° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
Customer Reviews (1)
ingredients & lore
blended with assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, toasted mate, natural wild cherry flavor & cherries
teas: irish breakfast, dewy cherry & toasted mate
accented with cherry & sprinkles
Inspired by the Nine Inch Nails song of the same title from the EP Broken (1992). This tea is supposed to be taken with a slice of humor and a dash of irony. You don't have to hate your job to enjoy it. In fact, show your colleagues, they'll be jealous that you are drinking tea with sprinkles.
this tea is part of the Nine Inch Nails fandom
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