Pu erh dante = dark, earthy influences
Gunpowder = a necessary ingredient to keeping the dark, earthy influences at bay
Chocolate masala chai = a way to shut John up by giving him something sweet
Roasted cocoa nibs = Dave's attempts to maintain some small semblance of health via antioxidants
Orange peels = the bright addition that is Amy
It's a mind-altering substance from an alternative dimension created by beings bent on subduing all of humanity and feeding us all to Korrok. Feel free to enjoy with a bratwurst, or partially microwaved burrito, while petting a dog named Molly. Also, don't open that door.
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