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MurderTea

based on 1 review
created by Sabine Gordon
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you the tea that I, William Murderface, have carefully developed just for you. Tea is such a wonderful... thingie, and this tea will punch you right in the face. If you're not satisfied, I'm keeping your money anyway, so deal with it.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (1)

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, apple pieces, mango pieces, natural passionfruit flavor, natural mango flavor, lapsang souchong & marigold flowers


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teas: lapsang souchong, mango & passionfruit

accented with marigold flowers

This is a tribute to the most brutal show on TV, Metalocalypse. I have no connection to adult swim or the creators.
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this blend is in a 'ship

MurderTea has hooked up with Bread and Butter.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Bread and Butter
3oz pouch
$12.60

this tea is part of the Metalocalypse fandom

Love MurderTea? This is just one of 10 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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