Stepford
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Based on his personality!
High caffeine | Steep at 165° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, orange, lemongrass, yerba mate & natural orange flavor
teas: orange, lemongrass & yerba mate
accented with pink peppercorn
Is it still narcissism if you've really got the goods? Well... Yes. Yes, it is. Stepford is the most accomplished competitor in the house. If there's a trophy awarded for it, Stepford has probably got one or two of them lying around. He's placed first in Pickle Jam Lid Removing, Cross-Room Trashcan Toss, Desk Drawer Organizing, and even Competitive Objectification. He's nice and shiny! Well. Fairly shiny:
Yerba Maté– A clean energy base that fuels motivation and drive. Yerba maté has a bold, grassy kick that’s perfect for go-getters.
Lemongrass – Bright, zippy, and fresh, this adds clarity and momentum—like a burst of adrenaline or a confident laugh.
Orange Peel – Sweet and tangy, orange balances the blend with a smile. It reflects the kind, charismatic side of this competitive personality.
Pink Peppercorns (tiny pinch) – If you want to lean into the “spicy-sweet” vibe and reflect a little bold flair, a pinch of heat makes the blend unforgettable.
this tea is part of the Date! Everything fandom
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