Stepford

Is it still narcissism if you've really got the goods? Well... Yes. Yes, it is. Stepford is the most accomplished competitor in the house. If there's a trophy awarded for it, Stepford has probably got one or two of them lying around. He's placed first in Pickle Jam Lid Removing, Cross-Room Trashcan Toss, Desk Drawer Organizing, and even Competitive Objectification. He's nice and shiny! Well. Fairly shiny: Yerba Maté– A clean energy base that fuels motivation and drive. Yerba maté has a bold, grassy kick that’s perfect for go-getters. Lemongrass – Bright, zippy, and fresh, this adds clarity and momentum—like a burst of adrenaline or a confident laugh. Orange Peel – Sweet and tangy, orange balances the blend with a smile. It reflects the kind, charismatic side of this competitive personality. Pink Peppercorns (tiny pinch) – If you want to lean into the “spicy-sweet” vibe and reflect a little bold flair, a pinch of heat makes the blend unforgettable.

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