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The Cake is a Lie

based on 11 reviews
created by Cephal O. Poda
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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It's not even a cake. How deceitful is that? Recommended garnishes include Fish-shaped crackers, Fish-shaped candies, Fish-shaped solid waste, Fish-shaped dirt, Fish-shaped ethylbenzene, Pull-and-peel licorice, Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds, and sediment-shaped sediment.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (11)

ingredients

blended with black tea, natural chocolate flavor, natural creme flavor, rose petals, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs, natural strawberry flavor & strawberries


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teas: cream, valentines & chocolate chip

accented with chocolate chips, sprinkles & cocoa nibs

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this blend is in a 'ship

The Cake is a Lie has hooked up with Test Subject #1.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Test Subject #1
3oz pouch
$12.60

this tea is part of the Portal fandom

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