Skwisgaar Skwigelf

created by Mister Mortimer
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
White tea for high status, black tea for skill and power, Pear for sexuality, Peach for intimacy and beauty, Coco for indulgence and selfishness, Cardamom for Confidence, and Aniseed for protection.

Moderate caffeine | Steep at 190° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with white tea, ceylon sonata, apple pieces, natural pear flavor, apricots, natural peach flavor & marigold flowers

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teas: white pear, white peach, ceylon sonata

accented with cardamom, cocoa nibs & aniseed

this tea is part of the Metalocalypse fandom

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